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Zombie, Frankenstein, Dracula or Jesus Christ? Diagram, NSFC (not safe for christians)


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42 Kommentare

  1. 01

    Der Tag “Unfug” trifft es schon sehr gut. Danke.

  2. 02
    Markus

    Ha! Nicht schlecht! Passt :)

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    das

    Ich will ja nicht den Spass verderben, der ja außerdem gar nicht von hier kommt, aber… ist Drakula nicht auch “resurrected from the dead”?

  5. 05

    Hm das kommt wohl auf den Vampirmythos an, in manchen werden die ja direkt umgewandelt und sterben nicht richtig, aber untot sind sie eigentlich immer. Andererseits werden sie ja noch zeit ihres Lebens zu Vampiren gemacht, während Zombies und Frankenstein ja wirklich wiederauferstanden Tote sind. Andererseits gilt das mit den zu Lebzeiten infizierten Menschen ja uach für manhce Zombies. Hm kompliziert.

  6. 06
    Jan(TM)

    Ich, ich, ich weiß auch was: Frankenstein hat nur Leben erschaffen, war aber selbst ein ganz normaler Mensch. Da ist sicher Frankensteins Monster gemeint. Wenn man Dracula und Frankenstein austauscht macht es eher Sinn. Zu Jesus kann ich nichts sagen, kenne den Film nicht.

  7. 07
    mickaz

    die passion christi heißt der glaube ich

  8. 08
    peter h aus b

    @Jan(TM) (9):

    War das nicht ” Das Leben des Brian”?

  9. 09
    Fabian

    Genial! Hab mir erlaubt, das Bild mit einem Verweis auf die Quelle auf thinkatheist.com zu posten.

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    Solche Jesus-Witze waren mal nötig. Mittlerweile sind sie – zumindest bei uns – abgedroschen. Aber an Mohammed trauen sich die meisten ja nicht heran. Ist auch besser so, weil sie den Islam oft kaum kennen. Aber wer kennt unter den Nicht-Christen heute schon noch hinreichend das Christentum? Denn ich habe nichts gegen Witze über Jesus. Die muss auch jeder Gläubige ertragen können. Doch sollten sie ein gewisses Maß an Intelligenz aufweisen. Der obige – sorry! – ist billig.

  12. 12
    Kat

    Frankenstein was the name of the Doctor not the monster, the monster had no name and is simply known as Frankenstein’s monster.
    That aside, it is funny. sorta.

  13. 13

    Hui, also ich check das hier gerade gar nicht ab und dabei habe ich mich vor kurzem noch so gefreut, weil mein Gehirn bei Brain Buddies bei Facebook um die 4000 Gramm betrug. hehe :-)

    Ohje, nun gehts flöten das Selbstvertrauen. gg

    Ne Spass, toller Artikel. Mal was anderes. :-)

  14. 14
    Steve

    Typical anti-religion intolerance.

    Why do you fear something you claim does not exist?

    I actually pity those who think that their horrible pitiful little lives here on earth is all there is……. I am glad I believe there is more to it than that. They are happy in their self-deluded and self proclaimed enlightenment and I am happy to believe in a higher power called God!

    I find no need to seek out and deride them for their beliefs or lack of beliefs, so why do they need to post this intolerent and hateful crap. I must be the better person with the better beliefs and ideals.

    BTW I found this on Stumble, I pressed a random button.

  15. 15
    Steve

    BTW atheists and those who reject God have killed more than those who have used religion as their excuse.

    Mao, Stalin and Hitler killed millions. While faux christians killed 100s of thousands.

    Don’t fear those who follow a religion, fear those who reject religion!

  16. 16

    @Steve (19): @Steve (20): Relax. I secretly suspect the whole thing isn’t meant to be taken too serious.

  17. 17
    Fabian

    @Steve (20): Hitler was a catholic christian and used god often to justify what he did. And Stalin did nothing in the “name of atheism”.

    Inquisition: Up to 10 millions dead
    Crusades: Again millions killed
    Heathen: tens of thousands killed
    Witches: About 40′000 victims
    Gaza: thousands killed
    Terrorism: again thens of thousands.

    And a lot more. And those people all died because of religion.

  18. 18

    @Fabian (22): Sorry, dass ich mich jetzt in deutsch einmischen muss (mein Englisch wäre für derartiges einfach zu riskant): Aber Hitler tötete keinesfalls im Namen der Kirche oder bzw. im Namen des Gottes der Kirche. Er sprach – so weit ich weiß – immer nur von einer “Vorhersehung”, “der Fügung” (in diesem Sinne sprach er vielleicht von seiner Vorstellung von Gott) – und tötete aber im Namen seiner “eigenen” Ideologie (oder bzw. derer er anhing) – und die hatte rein gar nichts mit christlichen Maßstäben zu tun, sondern stand diesen konträr gegenüber. Richtig ist, dass er nicht im Namen des Atheismus tötete. Aber das Ganze dahingehend zu drehen, dass es nach deiner Darstellung fast so aussieht, als habe er im Namen seiner formellen Zugehörigkeit zur katholischen Kirche gehandelt – ist in meinen Augen grob fahrlässig und kann für viele (katholische) Christen sehr beleidigend sein.

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    @Johnny Haeusler (24): Meinst du Steve, Fabian, mich, alles?

  21. 21

    @Torsten (25): Im Grunde alle, die aus einem albernen Bild eine Weltanschauungsdiskussion machen wollen.

  22. 22

    Steve: Hitler was Catholic, using religion as it was convenient for him (like every other Christian I’ve ever met – what a coincidence), and was never excommunicated for what he did. Also, you don’t have to be atheist to find this funny. Get the stick out of your ass. Jesus has a sense of humor, too.

  23. 23
    Robert

    Amen Chelsey!

  24. 24

    It is just a joke you guys.. it is meant to be laughed at not to attack people. Some people really need to lighten up.

  25. 25
    Aaron

    “Why do you fear something you claim does not exist?”

    I(an atheist) don’t, Christians do. What I fear is a man who is so full of hate worshiping what is supposed to be a private and peaceful god that he chooses to harm others. If Jesus was around now do you think he would support this man blowing up an abortion clinic, or starting wars in the middle east, or torturing people for not believing what he believes, or denying people health care because taxes would go up if we had a public option. Whatever happened to loving your enemy? Do you love me Steve? The truth is cold and it IS scary but once you embrace it, once you realize how logical it is, you’ll never look back. Do you want to know what real intolerance is? Its men and women who are homosexuals being spit on for feeling a certain way. Or atheists being stoned to death for no reason in particular at all. THAT is hate, THIS is a parody…learn the difference.

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    Nick

    Yea, Frankenstein wasn’t really brought from the dead, but I suppose the people did revere him…and perhaps he was feared as well. Dr. Frank was very well liked before he went insane, then feared. :)

    My problem comes mostly from how they attempt to use two proper nouns (Frank and Drac) but just “zombie” on that side. Why not find a famous zombie name…or at least change Drac to “vampire” and Frank to some other beast’s name (I’m drawing a blank)?

  28. 28
    Anderson

    Fail, Vampires were also raised from the dead.

  29. 29
    Lars

    Steve: Thank you for Lying for Jesus(TM). You will get many PearlyGate Points(TM) for this. Hell, I might even let you in.

    On one condition: As long as you don’t think about dicks. Don’t do that. I mean, don’t go there. I’ll let you in if you don’t think about shiny, oily, erected dicks EVER again in your life.

    Ah, gotcha. Pearly Gate Points retracted.

    Best regards, St.Pete.

    PS: Heh, this really is too easy. You mortals are so predictable.

  30. 30
    Derek

    The joke put across is subtly funny, but kind of old.

    The religion person who took it like a smack in the face, come on. This is the internet. If this is the worst you have seen, then I advise you not go any further.

  31. 31
    Alex

    I agree with Aaron (see above). Instead of waving statistics around it is better to be look for the ethical contradictions in religion. For example, the way people act versus what they say they believe. I as a christian revere Jesus and get downcast when he is poorly represented. Call me sensitive, but I feel the same way about people who wave him around, claiming superiority. I like Aaron’s point of view because it is true that people are ruining christianity through their closed minded behavior. I wish more people like Aaron could be christian, it would improve the world.

  32. 32
    Der Juden

    I bet some Jew made this. They HATE Jesus Christ.

  33. 33
    evee

    @Steve: My life is awesome. I’m fine with it being all there is. Sorry your life sucks so much bro. Also, pretty sure in the course of history religious intolerance from ALL religions (they’re all pretty much the same anyway) has caused more death than the more recent( barring traditional buddhism as there is no god in it) advent of atheistic philosophies

  34. 34
    Bob

    Steve – Who’s being intolerant?

    Not everyone believes in the same myths as you.

    Deal with it.

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    del

    Dracula has been miraculously resurrected from the dead many a time. That must mean…

  37. 37
    Tanzanette

    I have to say, that’s hilarious!

    xD

  38. 38
    john

    hmmmm is this the right moment to do the cliche pointing out that its not frankenstein but FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER?

  39. 39

    that’s hilarious! of course Jesus

  40. 40
    Nunuv Yerbiznezz

    “BTW atheists and those who reject God have killed more than those who have used religion as their excuse.”

    Mao, Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot and other despots also suppressed organized naturism. Therefore, anybody who opposes social nudity is evil.

  41. 41
    munsoor

    Hi,

    I like this post as it brilliantly questions our contradictory ways of thinking/logics, however offending millions is also not the correct way to communicate, rather it distracts people to focus from the main message behind; too paradoxical presentation,,,,,

    Mansoor

  42. 42
    Jim Spahr

    God protect me from your believers.

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