Comments on: Zombie, Frankenstein, Dracula or Jesus Christ? Diagram, NSFC (not safe for christians)

By: bh021552

bh021552 — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 21:44:30 +0000

I think this is less safe for churches than Christians.

By: Truman Harris

Truman Harris — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 08:54:04 +0000

And strangely enough Christ came before all of these. It’s a silly pun, but only a child would take this seriously.

By: Brenda

Brenda — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 06:24:50 +0000

Religion is like a penis

Its cool that you have one

but its not cool to wave it around everywhere every chance you’ve got

and its really not cool if you decide to shove it down my kids throat…….

This is meant as a joke, if you don’t like it, go away, but there is absolutely no reason to get up on your high horse

By: Blinn Combs

Blinn Combs — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 00:20:42 +0000

@#736118: Gar nicht! Er ist der lebendige Tot, aber vor war er nur lebendig. Nie war er einfach tot.

By: Interesting

Interesting — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 20:24:14 +0000

uhh I want to say, that one person made a religious comment. Naw, it wasn’t really nice, but as someone earlier said, “This is the internet. If this is the worst you have seen, then I advise you not go any further.” Honestly, the array of comments after his were all 10 times more harsh and more judgmental.

Fabian, check some of your statistics.

And I think many times people need to lighten up. Trust me, I’ve seen my fair share of atheists (and any other possible group that could possibly be made fun of for something) get ultra sensitive at a joke. I’ve also seen jokes, people agreeing with how true the joke is how ridiculous that group of people is.. someone from that group of people getting defensive.. and then everyone getting mad at him for taking ‘just a joke’ too seriously… hmm.. seems familiar..

And a joke can be funny, but do realize that there are many times when jokes are funny.. but seriously do put a very biased slant on the situation, and many people DO take that bias as absolute reality and fact.

So when I see someone being defensive about an online joke, instead of joining in with him and acting like an 8 year old who has no self-restraint.. I usually just click to the next page. Half the time they’re trolls anyway.

All in all, everyone needs to get over it. How hard would it be to realize that complaining won’t help, so just leave the site… and how hard would it be to, at the VERY MOST, just say… Sorry man, it was just a joke, I’m sorry if you’re offended, I really do just take as light humor and nothing more. ..?

Apparently that’s just a little too grownup for many people ;)

By: Adobejedi

Adobejedi — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 00:28:52 +0000

Sweet Zombie Jesus!

By: guepa

guepa — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:02:41 +0000

ja, funny ist es…das ist aber auch alles was es ist

By: Random Person

Random Person — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 02:41:46 +0000

I appreciate the humor. But Jesus has historical evidence backing everything that people claim about him. Do some research before tearing other people’s ideals apart; its just not nice.

Jesus loves you!
God wants everyone to be happy!
peace, love, yay!
yaaayyyyy!

By: mack

mack — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 07:40:11 +0000

Lay off Steve, he’s just pointing out that making fun of Christians really gets old quickly. Particularly associating every idiot who proclaims to be one with what the religion actually stands for (which is basically chill out and be groovy.)

On that note, why isn’t there as much of a response to people who hate Christians as there is to people who hate Jews? Or Muslims? Or Hindus? Or what-have-yous? Since when is it kosher to hate on a particular group of people, regardless of what you may think of them?

By: Grushenka

Grushenka — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 21:31:22 +0000

I’m a Christian and I loved this. And I’m pretty sure Jesus would’ve had a good laugh too.

By: Milo Balls

Milo Balls — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 01:12:47 +0000

Wow been a long time since I’ve seen so many people feed the troll at one time…he must be stuffed…couldn’t even finish one more bite. Not even a thin mint.

By: Barbara

Barbara — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 21:49:58 +0000

Question: What is christianity?

Answer: It is the belief that a two-thousand-year-old jewish zombie
can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh
and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master,
so he can remove an evil force from your soul
that is present in humanity
because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake
to eat an apple off a magical tree in a wonderland.

Frage: Was ist Christentum?

Antwort: Es ist der Glaube, dass ein zweitausend Jahre alter, jüdischer Zombie
Dich für immer lebend machen kann, wenn Du symbolisch sein Fleisch isst
und telepathisch ihm sagst, dass Du ihn als Deinen Meister akzeptierst,
damit er eine böse Kraft von Deiner Seele entfernen kann,
die in der Menschheit gegenwärtig ist,
weil eine Rippen-Frau von einer sprechenden Schlange überzeugt wurde,
von einem Apfel eines magischen Baumes in einem Wunderland zu essen.

;-)

By: grant

grant — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 00:06:37 +0000

yea, steve, the bible says only to fear God, so if you think atheists are afraid then maybe they’re being better Christians than you even are. Don’t say you’re better than anybody, that’s arrogant, you need to loose your ego, man. and the only thing Atheists kill are themselves, and that’s something you should be working on.

Jesus Christ was feared and revered by townspeople, he did convert mindless followers, and he was ressurected from the dead.

By: jesusisazombie

jesusisazombie — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 08:11:15 +0000

steve, its because simpletons like you fall for this crap that churches try to sell you that things like this are posted. its not hateful whatsoever, you just cant handle the truth that god IS IMAGINARY; just like santa and the damn toothfairy. there is nothing wrong with believing in a higher power or flow of karma, but to try to give it a name such as god (which by the way is the most generic name for any deity in the history of man) and embodiment is foolish. especially when you believe in a fictional book known as the bible.

By: Phil E. Drifter

Phil E. Drifter — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 05:25:07 +0000

Steve: BULLSHIT.

ps: there is no god. get over it. EVOLVE.

By: Jørund

Jørund — Mon, 24 May 2010 06:43:45 +0000

Jesus is not the fuckhead in this christianity messup. Jesus was the man. The problem was that men in power later on (after his death) made a fucking adventure of this man that I honestly think was a ordinary good noble man – but I don’t think he was a “magican” as the bible is projecting him. Christianity is the evil here – not Jesus – they sold his spirit through their concept – the fucking sold his pure soul so they could gain power of the people. People who don’t get this today – in 2010 is mindless.

By: Axiom

Axiom — Tue, 11 May 2010 04:44:45 +0000

I don’t see how saying “true religion refuses to pick up a weapon” shows and specific point religion poses. I am atheist and I believe this as well, I just don’t need a magical person to tell me to act this way. Religious followers would act the same way if they were atheist and this is the true motive of humanity. Don’t take the blame for yourself blame it on your god, continue life without a single damn lesson being learned or payed for.

By: Bill in Detroit

Bill in Detroit — Sat, 08 May 2010 21:28:38 +0000

No, Fabien, they all died because of politics. Lunatics in False religion (predicted by scripture) form alliances with lunatics in politics and gobs of pretty much innocent die.

Oddly enough, only the merchants make out. But they usually make out no matter which side ‘wins’. War is a way for the foolish to underwrite the greed of the evil … always has been.

True religion refuses to pick up a weapon except in self-defense or in the defense of family & neighbors. It doesn’t pretend that slaughtering people thousands of miles away = defense.

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By: Jim Spahr

Jim Spahr — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:39:10 +0000

God protect me from your believers.