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Dear boingboing readers

Thanks for visiting Spreeblick and thanks for showing interest in the story of the Czech model whose pic has been used by an organization that has been described by some german papers as rightwing extremists. As you know.

Sorry for only offering some english language content here, but the few English (or American, to be precise) articles we have are pretty cool.

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(Seriously: Thanks for dropping by! Check out Charles‘ stuff.)

20 Kommentare

  1. 01

    nicht übel sprach der dübel und verschwand kurzerhand in der wand..

  2. 02
    martin

    Hat sich also doch gelohnt, dass der Spiegel die Geschichte aufgegriffen *hüstel* hat. Im Text würde ich aber irgendwo hier:
    „Sorry for only offering more english language“ noch ein „not“ unterbringen.

  3. 03

    Dear friend

    You made my day.

    yours,
    dl
    ————–
    Not very good erecxction? You are welcome

  4. 04

    Hehehe. „we learned our english from the spam mails we get:“
    :-)

  5. 05

    martin, danke! Das kommt davon, wenn man umformuliert… ist geändert.

  6. 06

    …“we learned our english from the spam mails we get“, this is a great joke … i thought i just pee myself when i read that…

  7. 07

    We cure any d1sease!

  8. 08

    yes. our english makes us so fast nobody after!

  9. 09

    Scheiße! Kein Wunder, dass mein Englisch so schlecht ist, die meisten Spammails wollen mich (ihr kennt das…) mit meiner heißen (85jährigen) Nachbarin verkuppeln… Wüäh!

  10. 10
    rh

    Poor but original!

  11. 11

    Do you have some cheap software to sell? I am very interested in Office and Windows too. Also I want to make big money on the stock market. Maybe you can tell me which company is solid and growing? Thx, Micha.

  12. 12

    Michas Kommentar hatte ich zunächst versehentlich gelöscht, da ich sofort Spam erkannt hatte… :)

  13. 13

    Waahaaaa….nachdem ich mir grad Renés borat.tv Empfehlungen reingezogen habe, kommt das jetzt alles grad in diesem fiesen Boratstyle rüber.

    Eigentlich grausam dass man die englischsprachigen Leser jedes Mal neu begrüßen muss – können die nicht endlich mal Deutsch lernen? Equal goes it lose, aber echt…

  14. 14

    Hehe, geil0r T3xt J0hnny! ;)

  15. 15

    Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn“™t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe.

  16. 16
    Gigl

    Our store blog is your cureal!

  17. 17

    Hehe.. spam mails :)

    Good one ;)

  18. 18

    Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn“™t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe.

    Spelling isn’t worse as leaving out punctuation marks.
    One of my Soldiers always leaves them out, it’s a pain in the ass to read his emails, yet a sign that he’s still alive and doing well. LOL

  19. 19
    Malte

    yaeh, bgiooe, taht´s ture