Spreeblick

“Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait stop right there! Listen: Stop right there, man.
A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin’? A man goes into a restaurant, and he sits down, he’s having a bowl of soup and he says to the waiter, waiter come taste the soup.
Waiter says: Is something wrong with the soup?
He says: Taste the soup.
He says: Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?
He says: Will you taste the soup?
- What’s wrong, is the soup too cold?
- Will you just taste the soup?!
Allright, I’ll taste the soup -
where’s the spoon??
Aha. Aha! …
Whadaya know from funny, you bastards?”